December 09, 2005

War of Words

give-war-bonds-christmas.jpgTo answer Susan's question, yes I've been busy - November and December are crunch time for me at work. I've also not posted because I've been so angry/frustrated/depressed about the supposed "War on Christmas". People who want to "put Christ back in Christmas" really believe that the way to start is to boycott retailers who won't slap a "Merry Christmas" on their merchandise? The glow from millions of Christmas lights must be blinding them to the irony.
I feel sorry for the bitter people who believe in this imaginary war on Christmas and suspect that the malls have weapons of Mass destruction. These people are free to celebrate Christmas in their churches and their homes, complete with Nativity scenes and inflated Santa Clauses. Yet they can’t enjoy their freedom because the public square doesn’t have a manger display. Their radios are blasting Christmas music, their TVs are running Christmas movies non-stop, their friends and family are shouting joyous “Merry Christmas” wishes to them but they can’t hear them because they are still stunned by the cruel taunts of store clerks wishing them “Happy Holidays”. How DARE they?
These people are forced to acknowledge that there are some people with different religious beliefs than theirs and they interpret this as persecution of Christians. They are fortunate they have never been denied jobs or club memberships or respect because of their religion as others have in this country. Yet they so offended by having to share this freedom they can’t appreciate it. It’s very sad. I hope they are able to overcome their self-inflicted war wounds and have a Merry Christmas despite themselves.
What's wrong with people? I felt a little better after seeing Jon Stewart accept responsibility for the war. (Watch the "Secular Central" video)
Then I was saddened again by this story. I know it's not about Christmas but it's simlar in my mind. How can people be so close minded as to deny anyone the right to speak in a different laguage in a school hallway? God forbid (literally) their kids be exposed to the knowledge of different languages, different cultures, different religions.
For all these people I have a song to cheer them me up:

("We Need A Little Christmas")

Haul out the holy
Our Christmas tree will be A - Christmas tree again
When I’m out shopping
Don’t wish a “Happy Holi-DAYS” – to me again nooooowwww
Because there is a war on Christmas
The left wing nuts are in it
We’ve got to boycott Wal-Mart
That’s how we will win it
So let’s fight the war for Christmas
Let right wing Christians spin it
Get the public in a fury
Sue the Jews and stack the jury

So make – Ci-ty Council
Put up a life-size Baby JE-sus manger scene
This Chris-tian nation
Is what the se-cu-lar FOLKS – are endangering nooooooowwww
So enforce the Christmas spirit
Make everyone revere it
Make the pagans fear it---
And strike back at them in anger
Onward Christian soldiers
Fight the war for Christmas now!

Posted by John at December 9, 2005 01:50 PM
Comments

So sad and yet I can't help thinking, anything that makes John write a song can't be all bad. :)
It never ceases to amaze me how closed minded evangelical so-called Christians can be. Just like the so-called patriots who believe that anyone who actually expects to have freedom of speech in this country is a traitor if they use speech those particular patriots don't like.

Posted by: susan at December 9, 2005 02:13 PM

Kat pointed out to me that you and freakgirl must be on the same wavelength today. Her song of the day on her blog is "Jesus Was a Dreidel Spinner"

Posted by: susan at December 9, 2005 02:17 PM

The Comedy Central video clip is MARVELOUS. I love John Stewart and his godless, amoral, antisemitic ways.

Posted by: Jen Rodis at December 9, 2005 05:36 PM

jon stewart makes my heart paliptate. *sigh* and about xmas... i'd be more than happy to buy all of the "nativity-lacking-persecuted" christians huge wooden crosses so they can crawl on up and nail themselves to them... just so long as they remember a jew did it first.

Posted by: kat at December 9, 2005 05:39 PM

:( Comedy Central is persecuting Mac users.

Posted by: JennySmith at December 10, 2005 12:07 AM